Find out exactly what's holding your website back — for the price of a coffee.
Buy me a coffee and I'll send you a personalised SEO & performance audit of your site: the real problems, ranked, with a short action list you can actually use. Delivered as a clean PDF within 24 hours.
After you order, drop your site's URL in the Ko-fi message (or reply to the confirmation email). Not blown away? Full refund — and you keep the audit.
What you get
Core Web Vitals & speed — your real loading numbers (mobile + desktop) and the specific things making them slow.
The 5 highest-impact fixes, ranked by effort vs. payoff — so you know what to do first, not a 40-item dump.
On-page SEO check — titles, meta descriptions, headings, image alt text, internal linking — what's missing or working against you.
Indexability & crawl — can Google actually see and index your pages? Robots, sitemap, canonical, noindex traps.
Mobile & basics — layout shift, tap targets, HTTPS, broken links, render-blocking resources.
A one-page prioritised action list — copy it into your to-do app and start.
A peek at a real audit
SITE: example-bakery.com · audited 2026-05-10 · illustrative sample
PERFORMANCE (mobile)
Largest Contentful Paint 4.1 s ✗ (target < 2.5 s) — cause: 1.8 MB hero JPEG, not resized/lazy
Cumulative Layout Shift 0.24 ✗ (target < 0.1) — cause: web font swap + ad slot with no reserved height
Total Blocking Time 310 ms △ — cause: 2 third-party scripts loaded in <head>
TOP 5 FIXES (effort → impact)
1. [15 min, big] Compress + resize the hero image, add width/height + loading="lazy" below the fold
2. [10 min, big] Reserve height for the ad/embed slot; add font-display:swap with a fallback metric
3. [20 min, med] Defer the chat widget + analytics until first interaction
4. [30 min, med] Add unique <title> + meta description to the 6 product pages (all currently "Home")
5. [5 min, med] Submit sitemap.xml in Search Console — it isn't registered; 4 pages aren't indexed
ON-PAGE SEO
· 6/9 pages share the title "Home — Example Bakery" → rewrite, one keyword each
· No meta descriptions on product pages → Google is auto-truncating body text
· 11 images missing alt text (incl. all product photos)
· H1 used twice on the homepage; product pages have no H1
WHAT'S ALREADY GOOD
· HTTPS + HSTS correct · clean URL structure · mobile-friendly layout · no crawl errors
Your audit is written for your site specifically — not this template. Want the full sample PDF before you buy? Ask for it.
How it works
Buy a coffee ($5) and drop your site's URL in the Ko-fi message.
I audit it — Google PageSpeed Insights for the numbers, then a manual page-by-page review. Every audit is read and written by a person.
You get a PDF within 24 hours — problems, ranked fixes, action list. No upsell spam, no "book a call" funnel.
Questions
Is this just an automated report I could get for free?
No. The numbers come from free tools, but a human reads your actual pages, figures out the causes, and tells you what's worth your time. The free reports give you 40 line items and no priorities.
What if my site is already in good shape?
You get that in writing (useful when a "consultant" tells you otherwise) plus a few growth ideas — or your coffee back. Your call.
Refunds?
Yes. If the audit isn't useful, full refund and you keep it.
How big can my site be?
The $5 audit covers up to ~15 pages / one site. Bigger? Email me first.
Who's behind this?
One person who likes making slow sites fast. See the footer.